Today's Joke

 by Aziza Restu Febrianto

1. Teacher: Bob, give me a sentence containing the word “gruesome!”

Bob: Uh…… er…. I didn’t shave for a week and grew some whiskers.

2. Teacher: Barbara, what is “can’t” short for?

Barbara: Cannot

Teacher: And what is “don’t” short for?

Barbara: Doughnut, sir.

Teacher: Lina, I told you to draw a cow eating grass, but you have drawn only a cow.

Lina: yes, sir. The cow is very hungry. Everytime I finished drawing the grass, the cow ate it!

Today's Joke

by Aziza Restu Febrianto

Teacher : Tony, you are late again.

Tony      : Sorry, sir. It’s my bus. It’s always coming late.

Teacher  : Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.

Tony      : If it’s the bus which is late, why don’t you ask my father to drive the earlier bus?

Teacher : Does your father have something to do with your coming late?

Tony     : Good question, sir. My father is the driver of the bus that is always coming late. And his is the only bus that I don’t need to pay a ticket.

Today's Joke

Hilarious Teacher and Student
by Aziza Restu Febrianto

Teacher : Jane, can you tell me something of importance that didn’t exist one hundred years ago?

Jane      : why only something, sir? I can name more than one thing that didn’t exist one hundred years ago.

Teacher : that’s wonderful. What are they?

Jane      : you and your wife.