Today's Joke

 by Aziza Restu Febrianto

1. Teacher: Bob, give me a sentence containing the word “gruesome!”

Bob: Uh…… er…. I didn’t shave for a week and grew some whiskers.

2. Teacher: Barbara, what is “can’t” short for?

Barbara: Cannot

Teacher: And what is “don’t” short for?

Barbara: Doughnut, sir.

Teacher: Lina, I told you to draw a cow eating grass, but you have drawn only a cow.

Lina: yes, sir. The cow is very hungry. Everytime I finished drawing the grass, the cow ate it!